JUSTICE 101

homerskid · Sat May 05, 2007 5:17 pm I went fishing one morning............

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped

quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad

throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out

there is terrible."

My loving wife of twenty years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that $h!t?"

I still don't know if she was joking...

homerskid · Sat May 05, 2007 11:40 pm Chelsea and a soldier

Then there was the soldier who was talking to Chelsea Clinton…

She said that she knew that he was going to Iraq and there was a chance that he would be wounded or even killed and was wondering just what he was afraid of?

He said that there were only three things he was afraid of..........

Osama, Obama and Yo Mama

Beth · Sun May 06, 2007 2:42 am

Hey Homer, post a new topic for each new joke. That way we can go straight to the joke that we are looking for. I send some of the ones you give me onto friends.

homerskid · Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:16 pm Living Will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
"I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and
fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.