JUSTICE 101

The Shadow · Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:36 pm More bumper stickers

Constipated People
Don't Give A Crap.

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If You Can Read This,
I've Lost My Trailer.

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Horn Broken....
Watch For Finger.

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The Earth Is Full -
Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

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So Many Pedestrians -
So Little Time.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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If We Quit Voting,
Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise,
Die Anyway.

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Illiterate?
Write For Help.

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Honk
If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me,
I'm Changing Lanes.

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He Who Hesitates
Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.

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You!
Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime:
Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

If You Can Read This,

Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Stop Lights Timed For
35 mph
Also Are Timed For
70 mph

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Guys: No Shirt,
No Service

Gals: No Shirt,
No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like
Jabba The Hut?

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Ax Me About Ebonics.

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Body By Nautilus;
Brain By Mattel.

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution -
Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks:
God's Revenge
For Eating His
Animal Friends

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Honk
If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired
From A Car Window.

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How Many Roads
Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE ---
PLANT A MAN.

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All Men Are Animals;
Some Just Make Better Pets.

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AND Finally

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS
BOTH NEED
TO BE CHANGED OFTEN,
AND FOR THE SAME REASON"