JUSTICE 101

The Shadow · Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:52 pm How you know you're living in the year 2007

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
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>1. You accidentally enter your ATM password on the microwave.
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>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
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>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
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>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
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>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that (This is true dammit)
>they don't have e-mail addresses.
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>6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
>anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
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>7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
>screen.
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>8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you (I've done this sad to say)
>turn around to go and get it.
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>10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
>coffee.
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>11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
>: )
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>12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
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>13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this ( *Snicker* )
>message.
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>14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
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>15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
>list
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>AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.
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>Go on, forward this to your friends.
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>You know you want to.